Ten Commandments Hawaiian Style

1. God is numbah one.

2. No make da kine statues.

3. Watch yo’ mout. No swea wit God’s name.

4. On Sunday, no can do no-ting.

5. Leesen to yo’ muddah and yo’ faddah.

6. No murder nobody.

7. No go moemoe with yo’ bruddah’s wahine.

8. No cockaroach no-ting.

9. No lie, brah!

10. No be jealous of one noddah person’s stuffs.

Oh, an one noddah ting …
No talk stink about nobody, bumbye you get bachi.